Some call it "Grab Bag." Some call it a smorgasbord. We call it "profit."
The Secret Satan Box, for when you want to buy a gift for somebody without the hassle of having to think too hard, or at all for that matter. You do NOT get to pick which items go in the box. We do! You're rolling the dice here. Live a little! No returns whatsoever! Also, whichever size you pick, that's what you get for both shirts. No mixing and matching, weirdo. #YOLO
The Secret Satan Box includes:
• 1 x Riot Fest Black Friday 2017 Holiday Tee • 1 x Classic Riot Fest or The Riot Feast Tee • 2 x Accessories (under $10 each) • 1 x Assemblage of Other Random Shit We Feel Like Giving You